How To Be My New American Idol
February 18, 2005 · Print This Article
Fly into the most hilariously unscripted piece of stream-of-consciousness verbiage EVER when told you made the Top 24 on American Idol. You go on keepin’ it real, Mikalah, you hear?!
Run a close second by uttering words which will soon be forcibly erased from your vocabulary via Hollywood De-Patterning Techniques if you make it big in the industry: “I’m so happy!… I need a donut.”
Aloha? You = hilarious. Don’t ever change. No, really.
Damn. Now I need a donut.
Ha! I don’t watch American Idol, but DONUTS, yeah, baby. Donuts is totally something I can get behind.
Got any?
Oh, I wish!
Unfortunately, donuts- those suckers- get ME in the behind, if you know what I’m sayin’…
*sigh*
I loves me some donuts. I’m Krispy Kreme’s bee-yotch, oh yes I am.