Buh-bye, ‘Frolicious Nadia. I will miss the Hair.
April 14, 2005 · Print This Article
Did I call it, or did I CALL it? Not that I would have put BO in the bottom three (wha’?! Anwar? Hello?!), but still. I called it! That’s right! Who’s your (desperate working) momma?!
(cue theme music)
Cat
Who’s the sassy blogging momma
that’s up on all the freakin’ drama?
(Cat!)
You’re damn right!
Who is the gal
that would risk her neck for her blogging pals?
(Cat!)
Can ya dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
when there’s AI gossip all about?
(Cat!)
Right on!
You see this momma Cat is a bad mother–
(Shut your mouth!)
But I’m talkin’ about Cat!
(Then we can dig it!)
She’s a complicated chica
and no one understands her! Maybe she’s a freak-a!
(Cat!)
That being said (or sung, as it were), will someone PLEASE TELL ME why Blinky, the saugage-fingered, judge-baiting, girlfriend scrapping wonder, is STILL in the competition?! I know he has a good voice, but come ON!
I mean, HONESTLY. Who is voting for this guy?
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There must be a legion of fat and hairy men, sitting at home in their wife beaters with their beer and saying, “Yeah!! Show that bitch who’s king! Now make me a sammich!”
LOL, mrtl! The only reason why I look beyond his arrest incident is because the same thing happened to my cousin only he never beat his girlfriend (I was there and he never touched her); she just claimed he did and the police would rather beleive one crack whore than seven people who claimed otherwise. So, unless I know the WHOLE story, I make no judgements.
BTW – I voted for him.
I like him! (whiny voice)
my brother. my hillbilly-banjo playing-skoal chewing brother.
i’m sorry. he loves this guy.
he only votes once though because the rotary phone he has just takes forever to dial all those numbers.
Bella, I hear you. True or not, though, dude has gotten himself a base of wife-beater fans.