I should have watched Gilmore Girls.
April 27, 2005 · Print This Article
Paula? Gave constructive criticism? Has the world gone crazy?
Simon SO totally rides the Connie train! I had no idea!
Randy? Has a 20 word vocabulary: (Randy to Anthony) “It was aiight. Yah, I think it was aiight. It was aiight. (audience boos) Aiight.”
Carrie: Yo, yo, yo, dawgs! Carrie brought the HONKY-TONK, y’all! Unfortunately, this was honestly not her best performance vocally, as she truly was just under those notes throughout the song. But her stage presence was much improved this week. She’s starting to let loose a little, which is great to see. In any case, she was obviously sick, as her coughing after the song indicated. Fine. I admit it! I pity-voted for her! Cause I LUV her! Oh. And I don’t like her hair extensions. Bring back the rocker hair, Carrie!
BoBo: OMG, the shirt’s so bright, he’s gotta wear shades! Too bad he pretty much jacked up the song, and he completely missed my favorite high note on “And now I’m telling everybodaaaaaay!!!!” Right?! I mean, it was more like, ” And now I’m telling everbod– (turn head, purse lips, pretend it’s all good)!” AWK. WARD. Good fake out, yo? No. Not so much, actually. Way to go, backup singers! Way to leave my man hanging! Sorry Bo! I still love you! But hey! Those mic-stand acrobatics? Woo-whee! (TGIM: Rockers don’t DO that! Put the stand DOWN, man!)
The Vonz: Shut it, Simon. But honestly, Christina? Skank. (Oh! Xtina, not Vonzell, sillies.) But skank’s got pipes, so what can you do? Regardless, Vonzell was fabulous, and freaking beautiful, to boot. Wait. I totally hate her.
A-Fed: Just thinking: Celine is CRAZY, but girl can SING, no? That being said, Anthony gave a genuinely AWESOME performance. Loved the nod to Clay at the end. How crazy was that?! A-Fed’s all, “Yeah, take THAT, bizzyotch!” Anyhoos, Anthony, in my humble yet meaningless opinion, utterly redeemed himself AND that song. Damn straight! And how cute was the Anthony Luv shown by Heather Locklear’s little daughter?! She’s all, “I heart Anthony!” And Heather was like, “Noooooooo!” Hey, Heather? Just be glad she’s out of the Barney phase, mm-kay? And don’t EVEN get me started on the Wiggles!! GAH!
Connie Baby: My favorite part of that ASTONISHING performance was when Connie’s mommy straight up described him as a pain in the ass. HEE! I think I love her. Okay, okay… actually, it was when Constantine ran over to the backup singers and was all, “Oh yah, ladies! This is how you remind me of what I really am! HAWT!” I bet they were just relieved he didn’t kick at them, all Karate Kid like, cause he was sure breaking out the moves last night, eh? Ki-YAH!! Oh, and I loved, loved, LOVED! the crouch-landing! I was all, “Squeeeeee!” (TGIM: That sucked.) This being said, it was a Nickelback song. Some songs aren’t purely about the vocal performance. Dude’s got stage presence, that’s all I’m sayin’. My Greek God Idol really broke out of his (finger quotes) hard core rocker shell on that end note, that’s fo’ rizzle! I bet the Betty boyz are so proud.
Blinky: Way cute kiddo, but if he doesn’t go home tonight, I will scream. Loudly. Again.
So, who will be going home? Honestly? I have no idea how America will vote. No. Freaking. Clue.
I give up as to guessing who America will send home also. However, I will join in screaming loudly if Serial Killer makes it through.
Go BO!!
Most entertaining. Thanks for the update. You’re way beyond aiight. Although I do love to say “aiight.”
I love watching the show, and then coming here to get all of the little details and insightful observations that I missed while actually watching. I feel like I get a backstage view, because somehow, I miss so much while chasing a one year old. Constantine crouched? Fed gave a nod to Clay? How do I miss all this??/ Thank God for Cat!
You MISSED the CROUCH? The Crouch of Dead Sexiness? Oh, mamaramma! It was fabulous.
I know, I know, Fat Bastard is SO five minutes ago, but DUDE. I don’t care what anyone says! I am entitled to my fantasies/opinions! Connie is my dream lover! The crouch? It was awesome.
SHUT UP!
Now that Anwar is gone I have to actually listen to what everyone else is singing and how they made me ‘feel’ during the performance.
BO ROCKED THE HELL OUT OF AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT!
I like him now. He did better than everyone else.
OH YEAH, and…Constantine….He’s seriously just grossing me out now. He’s like a porn flick with clothes. He’s almost dry humping the camera. He’s in constant search for which camera is on him.
*slight gag* ick. ugh. no.
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Oh, Kristine… you wound me. Why you gotta be like that, huh? Why?
Like I said before, I don’t watch it (except for the audition shows) anymore, but I wanted to tell you that Gilmore Girls rocked! I had it on in the background & haven’t watched it in YEARS, but it was really good. I probably won’t watch it next week, but it was still good.
Aw, Sillynessa, why you be hatin’? I SO wish I would have chosen Gilmore Girls, I was TOTALLY NOT kidding!
Why? Cause i’m all about keepin’ it real girl.
You have to admit. He dry humps the camera. He’s having eye sex with you!! it’s GROSS. GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!
hee hee.
Real, Shmeal. Gimme my Greek lovah! BOOyah!