What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?… my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump…

January 23, 2006 · Print This Article

To the two 17-year-old Target associates struggling to maneuver a large, unwieldy box into my car’s trunk (which was littered with– among other things– a Bratz scooter, several mismatched socks, some window cleaner and paper towels, a half-deflated soccer ball, and one roller blade):

“Oh my gosh! Sorry! I didn’t realize I had so much junk in my trunk!”

On their sly glances at my buttocks followed by ill-concealed snickering:

“I really just said that, didn’t I?”

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15 Responses to “What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?… my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump…”

  1. Charlotte in Pa on January 23rd, 2006 7:16 am

    HA! Did you burst into song? You KNOW they’re telling that story all over the place… Look at you, Cat - entertaining people in the real world as well as the blogosphere. You’re just a giver that way!

  2. WILLIAM on January 23rd, 2006 7:19 am

    “U can look but you can’t touch it,
    If you touch it I’ma start some drama,
    You don’t want no drama”

  3. LeafGirl77 on January 23rd, 2006 7:46 am

    I might have said that, but I’m so not cool enough to realize that it sounded funny.

  4. kalki on January 23rd, 2006 7:57 am

    Hee! AWESOME.

  5. mrtl on January 23rd, 2006 9:30 am

    From you Cat, we expect this. What I didn’t expect was a William solo here. HA!

  6. Susie on January 23rd, 2006 10:16 am

    You so crazy!

    Your BAIB looks good on here! Congratulations on such a MAJOR AWARD.

  7. snowflakebebe on January 23rd, 2006 11:51 am

    That was cute :)
    ~*~
    Bratz World
    http://www.bratzworld.tv

  8. Bradley Egel on January 23rd, 2006 12:28 pm

    FUNNY!

    I loved this story…and I could picture my wife saying this…although she would break into song and dance :)
    Bradley
    The Egel Nest

  9. Hänni on January 23rd, 2006 12:28 pm

    Classic!

    PS one more day until American Idol Season 5 week 2. Woo!

  10. Daun on January 23rd, 2006 3:00 pm

    That’s pretty funny :) I’m sure I would have said the same thing without realizing it.

  11. Renee on January 23rd, 2006 6:42 pm

    LMFAO! Brilliant! Too funny!:-)

  12. Random and Odd on January 23rd, 2006 9:16 pm

    LOL!

    Love the new colors!!

  13. Annejelynn on January 24th, 2006 11:26 am

    BWAH HA HA HA HA

  14. LadyBug on January 25th, 2006 9:06 am

    *snork!*

    That is all.

  15. Circus Kelli on January 25th, 2006 9:26 am

    LOL — and I’m sure you pulled saying that off with a lot more coolness that I could have! :)
    You rock, girlie!

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