Oh, the Cosmic Irony
May 1, 2006 · Print This Article
Whoa. Guess who did the choreography for Reefer Madness?! Just GUESS!… Ellen Degeneres? What? No! Come on! You’re not even trying! Fine. Give up? Do you?! The choreography (which was pretty fabulous, actually) was created by none other than Paula Abdul. PAULA “You mooooooved me” ABDUL. Hoo! How delicious is that?!
Because, honestly. Is anyone really surprised?
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Dude, she was totally a choreographer before she even had an album!
And I don’t care what anyone says or how drunk and foolish she acts on AI, I will ALWAYS love Paula. Now shut up and dance!
Straight Up.
And did you know Paula was a Laker Girl, too? Straight up!
Oh, you misunderstand… I think she is an AWESOME choreographer. Honestly! Always have. She taught Janet Jackson her moves, yo?! And dude, I cannot TELL y’all how many times I watched “Cold Hearted Snake” back in the day, trying to get those sexy, sassy moves down. Unfortunately, I’ve always had the sassy down, but the sexy? Not so much.
*sigh*
Cute is a burden, guys, I tell you what. Cute almost NEVER gets to be Sexy.
The TV lounge in my dorm always got oddly quiet when her videos came on. S’pose it was because all the guys were trying to hear all the lyrics better?
No kiddding, yesterday I was having a conversation with myself about Paula and what is it about her that qualifies her to be the judge of a singing competition. I know she can sing, but that career didn’t last long, right? I know she can move. That is not a question, but this isn’t a dancing competition. So I thought I should ask my friend Cat because she knows everything! So Cat, why is Paula an American Idol judge?