Why CAN’T You Fight Karma?
July 25, 2006 · Print This Article
I have no idea what I did to bring this upon me, but wow. The cosmic forces of the universe are so totally ganging up on me. No, really. It’s true. See, one minute I’m all, “Woo-hoo! Look at me! On TV and shizz! Hanging with my Ry-Ry! Sort of! Total BFF’s! La la la! I wonder if he’d like to go trapezing with me?! Because he’s clearly the right body type, what with the weeness and obviously adequate level of physical fitness and stuff, and OMG wouldn’t that just be fifteen shades of fun and I wonder if he would wear tights because how cute would that be?!…” and the next I’m sitting here– tired, upset, alone– feeling as if the weight of the world is crushing me into oblivion. OBLIVION! Honestly. I find it amazing that one seemingly insignificant person can walk into a room and within mere seconds suck the air right out of it– WHOOSH!– leaving everyone (read: me) in her wake flopping on the floor gasping for air. Blessed, blessed, life-giving air.
Man. I hate air-sucky people. I do. They… suck. And I hate karma for sending them to me just when I am feeling the pleasant kick-assiness of a job well-done!
Dude. I’m with Earl. Karma? (And air-sucky lady?) Man. What a bitch.
On the bright side… Ryan Seacrest? In tights? On the flying trapeze? With the greatest of ease? Catching me, perhaps? Hee. I’m still giggling at the visual.
Man, I hate those roller coaster karma days… hang in there Cat.
I hate karma sucking people. I like to think that their life sucks so bad that they try to make everyone else’s life suck. I’m glad you held onto that visual of Ry-Ry during the suckiness. I may just borrow that visual for my happy place. Keep strong, momma!
Hang in there…better days coming..you and Ryan on the red carpet–!!!:)
Giggling despite the effects of a recent air sucking… Wow! Impressive giggle endurance, there.
So how come this one has an orange header and then my other link has a whole different look? Am i clicking on two different versions of your site? lol
And where are the treats? Chocolate? Oreos?
I think you CAN fight Karma. It’s City Hall you can’t fight.