The Price of Birthday Joy

July 26, 2006 · Print This Article

Signing up for two-hour trapeze class online: $69.00

Buying last-minute sportswear that will not fly up, fall off, or flash my hoohah at people and why didn’t anyone TELL me (before today) there was a gaping hole in the crotch of my comfy old yoga pants?: $22.74

Buying an extra battery for the video camera in order to assure that TGIM captures every single second of me forgetting fear and surrendering to the call of the sky: $79.12

Driving to Baltimore with TGIM and my friend Paige (who I have conned into coming with), getting hopped up on Dr. Pepper and singing along with songs on a CD burned with appropriately-themed trapezing songs such as Steve Miller’s Fly Like and Eagle, Roxette’s Wish I Could Fly, and Lynard Skynard’s Free Bird, but not Tom Petty’s Free Falling– because hello? so overdone?– oooh, and of COURSE Bette Midler’s Wind Beneath My Wings. Duh: Priceless

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12 Responses to “The Price of Birthday Joy”

  1. Nilbo on July 26th, 2006 8:24 pm

    Man, that sounds like fun. I’m going out on a limb here and guessing you will have just a blast and a half.

    Also gonna say I would have totally pointed out your rip in your yoga pants. After a while.

  2. C.C. Chapman on July 26th, 2006 8:41 pm

    I can NOT wait to see this!!!

  3. William on July 27th, 2006 5:42 am

    Happy birthday. Don’t fall.

  4. janasayqua on July 27th, 2006 6:24 am

    okay, so my power’s been off and i haven’t been able to log on for a week and all THIS happens? holey-boy-cow Cat!

    Doesn’t Tom Petty sing “Learning to Fly” too?

    I my self would have brought the High School Musical soundtrack. You can’t ‘break free’ of it.

  5. Tropopause on July 27th, 2006 7:01 am

    Happy birthday! I can’t wait to see the movie!

  6. LadyBug on July 27th, 2006 7:39 am

    I’m SO excited for you, Cat! Can’t wait to see the pics!

    Happy Birthday to youuuuu
    Happy Birthday to youuuuu
    You flyyyy like a birdieeeeee
    Hope you don’t smell like one too! (’Cause, you know, ew?)

  7. CircusKelli on July 27th, 2006 8:18 am

    WOW! That is so cool! You’re my hero, Cat.

  8. mrtl on July 27th, 2006 8:42 am

    Happy Birthday, girlfriend!

  9. graymama on July 27th, 2006 9:41 am

    Happy Birthday!

  10. OddMix on July 27th, 2006 9:46 am

    Hippo Birdie Two Ewes.
    Hippo Birdie Two Ewes.
    Hippo Birdie Deer Cat.
    Hippo Birdie Two Ewes.

    Can’t wait to see the video!

  11. NSN Mom on July 27th, 2006 1:58 pm

    Cat-
    Have a great time!!!! You are just perfectly proportioned for this flight! I’m super jealous! Fly and be free!

  12. Nilbo on July 27th, 2006 3:28 pm

    Happy Barfday, Cat In Flight! (”MeowTHUD”)

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