The Rhythm is Gonna Get You
August 28, 2006 · Print This Article
Is it wrong that when I popped in my Yoga Booty Ballet DVD for the first time last night, I could not withstand the compulsion to throw caution (and the YBB instructors’ warnings) to the wind by skipping the whole Sit And Watch The DVD A Few Times Through Before Even Thinking About Attempting Those Bootylicious Moves Hey We Are So Not Kidding Sit DOWN You Big Dummy You Could Pull Something part and totally shaking my groove thing, shaking my groove thing, yeah, yeah? Because if it was wrong of me to lose myself in the music, the moment (I OWNED it!) then baby… well, you know the rest.
Hey. In my defense, we were bumpin’ booties, havin’ us a ball, y’all! I mean honestly. Bumpin’ booties! Havin’ us a ball! Gettin’ in shape! Doin’ yoga and shizz! WHILE BUMPIN’ BOOTIES! I mean, the hip thrusts alone… Hello?! Simply irresistible?! Seriously. I ask you, how COULD I resist? Huh?! HOW?!
That’s what I thought. It just can’t be done.
Whatever. I blame Kalki.
In other news, I have recently developed a quirky habit of slipping random song lyrics into my everyday conversations. Which is apparently “annoying.” I’m currently looking into 12-step programs. Fingers crossed for a full and speedy recovery.
How many muscles did you pull?
Wow, Cat! That’s a “Hard Habit to Break.” You’ve just gotta take it “Step By Step” and “One Day at a Time.”
PS - keep up the good yoga work. In no time at all, you’ll have your “Sexy Back.” (was it gone?)
Did Charlotte just throw in a NKOTB song?
Oh the thrusting sans warm ups! Yeeowtcha!
Oh, yes I did, William! I was a BlockHead back in the day.(Even though I was clearly in college. Whatever!) Plus, I can’t stop thinking about them ever since I saw the picture on the Aug. 25th entry over at Torrie’s….
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Charlotte has got “the right stuff”. Cat, I know you probably know the NKOTB dances and I think you should do a new training video
I want to see video of your yoga ballet boo-tay. That is all.
Hey, Cat…did you hear that Constantine just joined the “Wedding Singer” on Broadway???? Check it out on the American Idol website!!!