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New Year’s Resolutions (NYR) for 2007

January 4, 2007 · Print This Article

NYR #1: Stop procrastinating! Timeliness is key.

NYR #2: Spend more time with my children. Mostly via Guitar Hero. See, it’s educational, what with budgeting all the gig-earnings so we can buy new songs– like Strong Bad’s “Trogdor” and Amazing Royal Crowns’ “Mr. Fix It”– and killer new outfits, not to even mention all the traveling across the countryside and whatnot. I mean, we can play STONEHENGE, people. In ENGLAND. That’s all I’m saying. These are valuable life skills. It’s the school of rock, baby! SCHOOL. OF. ROCK.

Basically, it’s all about family togetherness.

NYR #3: Eat more pie. Preferably boysenberry. Self explanatory.

NYR #4: Stick to a budget. Any budget will do.

NYR #5: Retire “booyah!” Coin a new phrase. Perhaps something like “hooyah!” Or possibly “fooyah!” Be original.

NYR #6: Buy more fabric. Because you can never have enough of that stuff. Oh, and hoodies! Buy more hoodies.

Okay, I’ll finish this later.

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9 Responses to “New Year’s Resolutions (NYR) for 2007”

  1. William on January 4th, 2007 12:58 pm

    Does Coach Zee Have a song?

    Hooyah sounds too much like Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman. I think you should try it with other constonants. Gooyah, nope, sounds kind of gross. sooyah “Yeah? well I will counter sue you.” So that does not work. I would go with Q or V

  2. cat on January 4th, 2007 1:06 pm

    VOOYAH!

  3. OddMix on January 4th, 2007 2:03 pm

    Hooyah is too close to the already taken “hooah” of the military. But fooyah works.

    Happy New Year! I am back from vacation and working my way around saying, “Hi!”

  4. mrtl on January 5th, 2007 2:28 pm

    Make the pie thing your call. PAH!! If you must have doublage with the syllables, emphasize: PAH-AH!!

  5. Charlotte on January 6th, 2007 5:20 pm

    Speaking of pie (or should I say, “Pi”?)… did you happen to catch the premiere of “Beauty and the Geek”? If so, we MUST discuss!

  6. delaine on January 7th, 2007 11:09 pm

    I’ll work on my catch-phrases… How about Gooyah?

    good luck with the Guitar Hero workouts. I hear you’ll be able to finger press 100 pounds in no time.

  7. David on January 11th, 2007 6:44 pm

    Cathy,

    Great resolutions. Give me a call if you want help with a budget.

    Dave

  8. cat on January 11th, 2007 10:01 pm

    Hey, Dave!
    And SEE?!

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