“So thaaaaaat’s what she’s been up to…”

Hey. I’m starting my very own business, did you know? Because I am. I am starting a business. A business of my very own. I shall call it my very own super cool business, and hug it, and squeeze, and it shall be mine.

Details to be disclosed at a later date. You know, so as to detract potential idea thieves from stealing my (if I do say so myself) supah sweet, super cool business name, not to even mention my absolutely brilliant and pop-culturally relevant (yet timeless) slogan? No, seriously. They are SO catchy. Everyone (TGIM) says so.

Plus, I simply cannot wait to offer a different kind of supah sweet, super cool product for a heretofore unmet demand in this competitive, turbulent, fast-moving economy of ours. Oooh! Somebody STOP me!

Honestly. It’s a darn good thing I’m not given to too much hubris, or this whole business venture could totally end in DISASTER, am I right? Huh?! I am so right.

Gosh. I must admit, I am feeling vastly entrepreneury right about now. And quite puffed up in my own esteem.

*rushes off to Borders to pick up latest copy of PINK*