MUST. HAVE. iPHONE.
January 17, 2007 · Print This Article
Dear God,
Please send me one of these kickin’ iPhones. Today, if at all possible. I don’t know what your schedule looks like, but now is totally good for me.
Oh, and world peace would be awesome, too.
Amen.










Hey, if this works… can I get one too?
Maybe put me down for an AppleTV, too:)
Oh yeah, and world peace would be awesome.
Cat, honey, you know how I feel about the iPhone because I told you all about it on the phone. (a treo, but whatever, I feel no shame) I was supposed to talk to Steve (AKA, God) later on today anyway, I will put in a good word for you.
I live near Cupertino, so if the big man upstairs answers your prayers, I’ll pick it up at Apple HQ for you at no extra charge! (As long as he lets me get one too.)
You pray a worthy prayer, my child. I feel that God will look down upon it with favor. But it is a prayer that must go unanswered for a couple of months. Because I don’t think even God can change the timeline for Apple, Inc.’s release dates.