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“This girl ain’t going to be nobody’s bitch…you better recognize!”

February 23, 2007 · Print This Article

Gosh. You let down your guard and watch ONE STINKING EPISODE of American Idol (Ladies’ Night! Rock on, my sistahs!) Good LORD those gals can sing… blow it out da box, if you will.

Honestly. Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in.

Damn it! It’s like I can’t stay away! Or something! Plus, my momma threatened to disown me if I didn’t start recapping the show, so what’cha gonna do?

*sigh*

And so it begins. Yo, yo, yo, dawgs! Bring it ON, America. Bring it ON, Simon Cowell. Bring it ON, my wee Ry-Ry who totally missed his opportunity when he didn’t pick me for the Red Carpet Challenge (your loss, Ryan Seacrest!)

BRING IT.

(I’m so ashamed.)

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8 Responses to ““This girl ain’t going to be nobody’s bitch…you better recognize!””

  1. TD on February 24th, 2007 7:54 am

    Checking out TD’s Gravatar…

  2. TGIM on February 24th, 2007 8:17 am

    Checking out my Gravatar…

  3. cat on February 24th, 2007 8:37 am

    Checking out my new Gravatar…

  4. William on February 24th, 2007 4:40 pm

    I just want to say that you all have niiiice gravatars’s…

  5. paige on February 25th, 2007 8:56 pm

    I want a Gravatar. . . . How do I get one too?

  6. wordgirl on February 26th, 2007 10:20 am

    Other than the auditions, I never watch Idol. Is that wrong?

  7. OddMix on February 26th, 2007 12:39 pm

    yay! Let the recaps begin.

  8. paige on February 26th, 2007 10:40 pm

    gravatar baby

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