Boob Tube Mania: The Fall 411

Okay. So, I accidentally slammed my hand in my car door and I think I broke it. Don’t worry! I only lost consciousness from the pain for, like, five seconds or something, so it’s all good. But the whole typing with a hand I possibly broke thing makes typing a bit difficult–just a tinge!–you know, with the shooting pain and whatnot, so this premiere edition of “The Fall Television Season Lineup Looks Frakkin’ Awesome” will be short and sweet.

So, guys? The fall television season lineup looks frakkin’ awesome! Like… AWESOME awesome. Of course, since TGIM and I canceled our cable back in May, viewing my favorite new shows maybe be problematic. Especially since Apple and NBC can’t play nice. Boys! Boys! You’re both pretty! Now cut it out!

Then again, I DID actually already view several of the fall pilots (and have Bionic Woman and Aliens in America all geared up for tonight! I’ll let you know!), so you may be wondering if my viewing these shows for the rest of the season will be as problematic as I’m insinuating.

To which I say… good point.

Disclaimer: I have done nothing “illegal”… at all! Er, yeah… so step off me, yo?

That being said, on with the show.

Cat’s Fall TV RECOMMENDATIONS:

Chuck (I love me some Chuck! The Nerd Herd never looked so good!)
Premieres: Monday, September 24, 8/7 central, NBC

Reaper (although they DID recast the main love interest, but I’ll still give it a shot…)
Premieres: Tuesday, September 25, 9/8 central, The CW

And last, but certainly not least, as I frakkin’ [heart] this show with a blazing passion:

Pushing Daisies (a morbid yet so, so purty forensic fairytale)
Premieres: Wednesday, October 3, 8/7 central, ABC

Check ‘em out. That’s all I’m saying. Or not. Whatever. I don’t even care. But I’m jazzed–that’s right, I said JAZZED– because I think there are several witty, quirky shows to chose from if Paige and I feel compelled to start a new Rewind vidcast…

Fooyah!

And OW. Must go ice hand now.

*Updated to add: Bionic Woman? Eh. Underwhelmed. Which is too bad, as I have fond memories of the original. Plus, I got to be the Bionic Woman at Universal Studios when I was a youngin’! For real! I jumped over a plane! And ran super fast! Sha na na na na… sha na na na na… In any event, I’ll have to get my hands on the recast, retooled pilot. Maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised. Otherwise… just, eh.