Special Message to Spammers
April 8, 2008 · Print This Article
No. I can unequivocally state that I do not, in fact, want to increase the girth of my, er, male member. What with me not having boy parts and all. Just so you know. So please stop sending me Special Offers.
Especially those ones in Chinese, for obvious reasons.
I mean, honestly. Why don’t they send out spam the same way they distribute Happy Meals at McDonald’s? “You want one cheeseburger Happy Meal? Okay… boy or girl?”
But wait…Viagra is the new Happy Meal.
**giggle**
I’m getting offers, at work, for watches, drugs of various varieties, and some girl that says she met me online - I know she didn’t…
I should say, about the online thing, that I know she didn’t, since I’m pretty certain I don’t have the parts to which she is speaking, being a girl and all.
I always look at the ones that “GUARANTEE” that they can increase my penis size and wonder if I could take them to court for false advertising. Because… you know… there’s actually no way they can.
Yeah, those claims they make? Increase girth by 25% my ass. Ten, tops.