Home Again. Jiggety Jig?
August 27, 2008 · Print This Article
First, allow me to say that Twitter? Totally sucking my will to blog. Dude. I’m saying. Right? I shall categorize this under “BAD.”
That being said…
New York City? NYC? The Big Apple? New York, New York?
Awesome. Honestly. The Big Appliest! It’s Big Applicious! I wanna be a part of it… er, you know… New York, New York?
Shut up right now! YOU try to talk about NYC without even at least HUMMING the song. In your MIND. It just can’t be done!
Sadly, there was no Sarah Jessica Parker sighting, but no one ever said life was fair, or if they did, it’s like my daddy always said: “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” Wait. No, my bad, that was the Dread Pirate Roberts. But still! So very true.
I didn’t see a Broadway musical either. This also falls under the whole Life is So Terribly Unfair and Who Do They Think They Are Charging So Much Money For One Stinkin’ Ticket Anyway, Huh?! category.
I am composing this post using a Worpress app on my sweet li’l iPhone. I am saying this because it is slow GOING. Which means… bored now.
Must. Blog. Later.
Need. Chocolate. NOW.
And a nap would be nice. You know, if I didn’t need to get back to work and stuff.
MAN! Lunch breaks need siesta time built in! Hello?! That’s all I’m saying. Chocolate and Nap Time. I’ll totally bring that up at the next staff meeting.
And now I shall throw in a picture. Hopefully it will not be GINORMOUS. I will not be counting out the possibility, though. It may be huge.
Wait a minute….Your dad was the Dread Pirate Roberts. Inconceivable!.