The Power of the School Hair
September 1, 2008 · Print This Article
When you are starting junior high, sometimes you need… a change. You know, something to give you a little ooomph in the confidence department. Right? Right? Because of the hell on earth you will soon be thrust into with only your magnetic locker organizer, a ridiculously confusing even-odd class schedule, and a TI-84 Plus graphing calculator clutched in your sweaty, junior high hands?! HUH?! AM I RIGHT?!
Oh. Sorry. My issues. Projecting. It happens.
So, anyway, check it out…
We’ve got our BEFORE (see the curls? the handsome, manly curls?):
We’ve got our DURING (see the bouffant? the slightly less manly bouffant? of Danny Zuko proportions?):
And we’ve got our AFTER (see the manly flat-ironed hair?! the way handsome, totally manly, flat-ironed hair?! on my BABY BOY?!):
Awesome. Watch out boy-crazy adolescent girls. Here comes my boy.
(Break his heart, and I WILL cut you.)
Ooo… So you are giving me permission to threaten young ladies who look at my son as he grows? Yes! Because I so see me doing that…
As for the power of the hair – I understand. It is good to know boys go through the same thing, as I used to change my hair every year before school.
And I’m rather liking the straight look for him! Very nice!
Looks great! So does that mean you’re going to flat-iron it every morning for him, Mom??
Yo I would not mess with him.. He is flashing some mean Gang signs there.
It either means..Peace to Peace. Or sideways peace.
Or he is saying….yo whats up I want to be a hairdresser with double scissors yo.
What a good looking kid you got! He should be a model!
WOW! where have I been? ~ I always thought you had three darling GIRLS? (JUST KIDDING!!! – - totally kidding)