The One in Which Cat Snakes the Ride or Elevator Ride of Shame
June 2, 2009 · Print This Article
This morning I did that thing again. You know, that thing where I say “ha HA!” a bit overloudly– perhaps!– after I JUST make it through a door before it closes on me? And people stare and point and whisper to one another as they move as far away from me as they possibly can in the confines of the crowded elevator I have just stormed? But I don’t even care? I just smile all sunnily and say, “Four, please!” to the dude over by the elevator buttons? Because I freaking SNAKED it, yo?
In other news, I am an idiot.
Hey, you gave those folks something to talk about when they got home that night.