July 7, 2009
The new Harry Potter flick comes out on July 15, so obviously I pre-ordered my tickets and took annual leave from work. Hey! Clearly I am totally doing this for the CHILDREN. Because this is what good parents DO. They selflessly put their children’s interests FIRST. They possibly even save up fifty bucks or so to buy the children (and themselves… for SOLIDARITY ) snacks of some sort– say, popcorn and milkduds– and collector’s edition Harry Potter soda cups. YOU know, with the cool holographic pictures of Harry or Ron or Hermione or whomever, like, doing something super cool and holographic-worthy? PERHAPS. If the theaters have them in stock, of course. Because it is all about the CHILDREN. I mentioned that, right?
Just thought I’d share.