The Shower Dream

October 27, 2009 · Print This Article

We now join a phone conversation between TGIM and Cat, already in progress…

TGIM:  Hey, Cat, I just remembered! I had this dream last night of you taking a shower in our bathroom…

Cat (coyly):  Hmm, do tell…

TGIM:  Yeah, I dreamed you moved all my tools out of the shower and hopped in and I was like, “What are you DOING?! I haven’t finished grouting the tile yet!”

Cat:  …

TGIM:  Cat?

Cat:  Okay, I did not see that twist coming…

TGIM:  I know, right?!

Y’all? The romance, she is a’fading.

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3 Responses to “The Shower Dream”

  1. William on October 27th, 2009 1:57 pm

    There is a radio (like morning zoo) skit where they call a guy who was working on his bathroom and asked him what type of caulk he liked. They asked him if his girlfriend liked caulk and what kind she would use to plus up the damp and moist spots. They then try to sell him different caulk.

    They call him like 8 times trying to sell him caulk to give to his girlfriend.

    The guy starts going off about how his girlfriend does not want caulk. She hates caulk. He would nover giver her caulk.

    This post kind of reminds me of that skit.

  2. Jail-mate ... Sort of.... on October 27th, 2009 2:40 pm

    Ok, so can I just say that you shouldn’t talk about YOU being in the shower? I mean, if you talk to girls about that, it may be no big deal … like I would know. But for those of us with the opposite plumbing ….

    So, how ’bout those Mets?

  3. Jason on October 28th, 2009 5:04 am

    My Condolences on your loss of romance. That was damn funny though!

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