My Foot and a Stupid Heavy Bag
November 13, 2009 · Print This Article
Oh no I D’INT.
Except I totally did.
I just now– the evening before the half-marathon for which I’ve been training with my BFF Paige, mind you– JUST NOW dropped Mack’s HEAVY bag on my foot! Just freaking dropped it! ON. MY. FOOT! The foot on which I had surgery a few months ago! The one with the bunion! Which is embarrassing, so forget I said “bunion”! And now I have PAIN! PAIN, I tell you! And have to run a LONG WAYS! Which I paid cash money to DO!
Just thought I’d share.
Name that foot Paul.
The other foot Babe the Blue OX.
It is only a half marathon. Half…like Half and half. Like only 2/4ths of something. Your Paul will be okay.