Okay. Now I’m feeling inspired.

Okay, so I don’t know these guys from Adam, but if you are in the mood for a giggle (or two… three, perhaps?), then check out THESE GUYS lip syncing to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone.” I added it to my Veronica Mars MySpace page. I figured I may as well use the space for SOMETHING now that my dream of VM swag has been shot to hell…

Personally? I’m loving the drummer.

Plus, the guy on the right? Reminds me a little of *sigh* Jensen Ackles. (Shut up! He DOES!) Which… cool? (Hey, Jensen. ‘Sup, luvah? Call me.)

Direct link to video at ifilm.com.

That’s just plain rude.

Okay, seriously?

I don’t know whether to be flattered or genuinely insulted by this dude’s blatant rip-off of my podcast name. Honestly. One quick Google search for “Veronica Mars Rewind” and anyone can see that someone is already using it.

For real. Show a little originality, people.

Veronica Mars REWIND: Un-American Graffiti

Does all the relationship drama on Veronica Mars have you confused? Let Cat and her “Chart o’ Bone-ing” sort it out for you.

Wait. Mystery? What mystery?

With “Remember” by Black Lab.

(Thanks to Paige, David Spade, and The Showbiz Show for the inspiration!)

Feel free to increase my Veronica Mars street cred at VEOH by clicking here.

All Apologies…

Shenanigans at the workplace! Shenanigans, I say!

Stupid shenanigans.

That’s all I have to say about that.

On the bright side, a new couple has replaced Veronica Mars and Logan Echolls in my romantical heart. Plus, they’re Canadian! I KNOW, right?! They say things like “aboat,” which I’m 99.9% sure means “about, and “soary” for “sorry.” Which… awesome?! So very Gilbert Blythe of them, you know? Plus? They have RED fifty dollar bills! I’m not even joking! And those fifties are HUGE, y’all. Like, ginormous. All big and whatnot. And the rest of the money? Totally colorful, all purple and brown and green and blue, colors which I think are infinitely more exciting than our boring old greenbacks, I tell you what. Plus… bigger.

But how did I get to talking about Canadian money? I meant to wax eloquent aboat the romantical couple, who put Veronica and Logan UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension) to SHAME. I hate to say it, but Veronica Mars missed the boat; if they had written or directed Veronica and Logan the way this couple has been written, they’d be aces right now, instead of threatened with cancellation. Yes, this couple is THAT hot. And the show is totally PG, so it’s romantic hot, not porn hot. Not that I think porn is hot. Because I don’t. Porn is the devil. Or something. Stripping, on the other hand… lucrative!

What? Who is the couple? Well, didn’t I say already?! Sheesh! Pay attention! I told you right after the part aboat the–

Oops. My bad.

Okay, I’ll just say it. Mock me if you will, but I am now completely in love with a Canadian television show called… (wait for it… wait for it…) Instant Star. There! I said it! I don’t care! Jude and Tommy are da bomb DIGGITY! Tommy? PRETTY. And Jude? She’s rocks! No, literally. She’s a rock star. And Tommy is her producer. And they luuuuuuv each other, but the timing is never right. Plus, he’s way older than her. And she’s underage. But they’re sweet. And they get involved in other romantic relationships, but it always comes back down to them. And amazingly, it WORKS. Plus? The music is very catchy. “Waste my time! Waste my tiiiime! Not so sure if I’ll be yours and baby you could be miiiiine!” How does THAT grab ya? Eh? Eh?

Come on! Who’s with me? Any Canadians out there? Besides Nilbo, who I’m pretty sure is NOT in the demographic for this show? (Soary, dude.)

Seriously. This show eases the stress and unhappiness I am experiencing right now due to SHENANIGANS, so I shall love it forever. Unless they keep Jude and Tommy apart, in which case I will cry and vow vengeance. I’m just saying.

There. Let the mocking commence.

(Stupid, STUPID shenanigans.)

See? I ROCK. Because Michael Muhney says so, that’s why!

I’m not one to ask for autographs– I have no idea what I’d do with one, actually– but when a GORGEOUS, super HAWT picture of Sheriff La– I mean, Michael Muhney is attached to the autograph… well, who am I to refuse?

Woo! Super cute.

Thanks, Mr. Michael Muhney. You are officially the coolest celebrity I know. Plus… nice penmanship! With the hearts and whatnot?

Mwah!

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