Nothing perks an injured gal up more than an email from her friendly neighborhood Sheriff Lamb (AKA: Michael Muhney of Veronica Mars fame)! Of course, until a few days ago I thought the email from Sheriff Lamb, I mean Michael Muhney, was simply the product of my Percocet-induced loopy-doopy mind, but NO! He really WROTE to me! Out of the BLUE! Because he’s AWESOME! I mean, he wrote to me while dandling his newborn baby on his KNEE! And I can’t believe I just used the word “DANDLING”! Because who SAYS that?!

Of course, the contents of said email are private and close to my heart, so BACK OFF.

Anyway, now I’m feeling a bit nostalgic, so I thought I would re-post my interview –okay, FINE, Paige was there, too, but whatever– with the most awesome Michael Muhney, who is obviously, like, my BFF now, right? Right? Oh, BTW, Paige, Sheriff Lamb, I mean Michael Muhney, says, “Hi.” But whatever. He still likes me best. Clearly.

**Aside to My BFF, Michael Muhney, Intended to Display My Self-Importance: Michael Muhney, you know I think you rock. And since you apparently know Joss FREAKING Whedon (squeeee!) well enough to have actual conversations with him… *just breathe… breathe…*… well, here’s hoping he realizes how rockin’ you are, too. **

Man. I don’t remember the video being THAT long. But still? AWESOME!

Also, don’t forget to check out my — I mean, OUR (my bad, Paige!)– special tribute to Sheriff Lamb, lovingly produced after his life was cut tragically short by the almighty crack of a baseball bat to the head.

I don’t know whether to be flattered or genuinely insulted by this dude’s blatant rip-off of my podcast name. Honestly. One quick Google search for “Veronica Mars Rewind” and anyone can see that someone is already using it.

For real. Show a little originality, people.

Wait. Mystery? What mystery?

With “Remember” by Black Lab.

(Thanks to Paige, David Spade, and The Showbiz Show for the inspiration!)

Feel free to increase my Veronica Mars street cred at VEOH by clicking here.

It’s my Interview with a Famous Actor Dude debut. No, seriously. Watch! You’ll see!

So… in this episode of Veronica Mars, we get back to the show’s gritty noir roots. Flashbacks and voice-overs, mistresses and hookers, betrayal, revenge, and murder. It’s like a game of Clue… except in this game, (SPOILER ALERT) it’s Tim the TA in the Dean’s Office with a gun.

With Remember by Black Lab and Has Been Avenue by Bryon Friedman.

Enjoy! As usual, as soon as it’s up, feel free to click over to VEOH to leave a comment. Because it makes us look POPULAR, that’s why! Plus, I’m still clinging to the dream of some VM swag.

Sheriff Lamb saw my Veronica Mars Rewind tribute! SHERIFF! LAMB! Of the NICE! BUTT! AKA: MICHAEL frakkin’ MUHNEY! And he COMMENTED! I kid you NOT!

*just breathe… breathe…*

Phew. Better now. But seriously, what a sweet guy, taking time out of his busy Famous Actor Dude day and whatnot to mingle with the common peeps.

*sigh*

What a guy.

Michael Muhney? You rock. SOLID.

This bearclaw is for you, Don!

Featuring Strange Day in Mexico by The Clintons, and Remember by Black Lab.

(Click on over to VEOH! Click! Okay? Just do it! Do it, do it, do it! Click!… Do it.)

Featuring “Sick of Chicks” by Brother Love and “Booty Voodoo” by Lee Coulter.

(Oooh! As soon as it’s available, please do that clicky thing and give us some love over at VEOH, mm’kay?)

Even if you don’t watch Veronica Mars, watching me and Paige get a little crazy on camera (not like THAT, pervs! GOSH!) equals good times for all. Especially when Piznarski’s Dance Grooves and Stabby Unicorns are involved. So CLICK HERE. Because each time you click over, we get closer and closer to the Veronica Mars swag we’ve been eyeing. MUST. WIN. VM. SWAG. Or snickerdoodles. Whatever.

Apparently, some mysterious person is accusing me of copyright infringement. I’m all, “Who in the what now?!” So VEOH pulled my video, but there is no word as to exactly whose copyright I’m supposedly infringing upon.

Help! Help! I’m being oppressed! Do you see VEOH oppressing me?!

I mean, RUDE.

Yay! The Man is no longer holding me back, y’all. Click away!

(Feel free to vote for me HERE. Signing up at VEOH is super easy, so head on over. Even just clicking the link will help me (us) out. Honestly. You don’t even have to watch Veronica Mars… this recap gives you all the information you need. Not that you shouldn’t watch Veronica Mars. You totally should. It’s a frakkin’ good show. I’m just saying.)

Veronica, after being accused by a classmate of plagiarizing a class paper she wrote, makes friends and influences people. Keith bangs the hot, married chick! Professor Landry bangs the hot married chick! And back on campus, Evil Wallace and Good Wallace face-off: which will it be? Academics or athletics? Oh, and Claire’s a big faker and Parker thinks Piz is cuuuuuute.

(TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: As soon as I can get the video uploaded, I will post the link so you can head over to VEOH to vote for the DWM recap! Only if you wanna, of course… but you totally want to, right? The swag? It will be mine. Oh, yes. It will be mine.)

The first in a weekly series (for VEOH) of Weekend Update-style recaps of my favoritest show Veronica Mars. See?! Now you don’t even need to watch the show! Not that you shouldn’t! You totally should. I’m just saying.

Enjoy! Or mock. Whatev.